Me: A what?
Son: You know, a ringus of scum. You can have that in the bathtub too but the Sonic Scrubber can get rid of it quickly and easily.
Me: Ok, thanks for telling me that, I'll keep it in mind.
There are so many things wrong with this conversation:
1- Could it be that my child just MIGHT watch a little bit too much Sprout since he is now quoting the commercials to me?
2- Why is my child telling me to clean stuff that in all honesty isn't really that dirty. I am very good at keeping the toilets more or less clean. The house may be a little cluttered but the toilets are clean. (Not clean enough to lick for those of you who watched Oprah yesterday...gross!)
3- What the hell is a ringus?